12.12.05

Riches and Ho Ho Hos

One of my cubemates is participating in a secret santa program for kids affected by Katrina. She just got her recipient's information -- 13 year old girl -- and her wishlist. It is as follows:

iPod
Laptop
Video PSP
Playstation 2

She, of course, was thinking it'd be something more along the lines of a Malibu Barbie.

So in the spirit of giving, riddle me this: What totally unreasonable item do you want for the holidays?

Personally, I want organization. I want someone to come into my office, file everything with perfect labels and brand new folders, get rid of old stuff, make everything beautiful and clean and accessible. Then they can do our apartment -- clean, organize, build us more closet space, replace my dresser with one with a shirt drawer that actually opens, find jaw-droppingly innovative storage solutions, the works. As it is now, my life is a craphole full of crap, piles and piles of crap. I can't find anything. All I want is this.

6 Comments:

Blogger Lorem Ipsum said...

In no particular order:
-One of those nifty laptops that folds into an electronic notepab. They're nifty!
-High Definition television set
-A complete set of 1952 Topps baseball cards including both Mickey Mantle and Willie Mays rookie cards.
-Sword of Omens

4:56 PM

 
Blogger Sweatpants Money said...

i like tom's answer (especially the last item on the list) way better than erin's.

i would want about a jillion action figures too not-interesting-to-anyone-here to list.

a private tour of that new aquarium in atlanta, preferably with scuba-diving-in-the-fish-tanks priviledges.

that's all i can come up with right now.

2:30 PM

 
Blogger Martha Quinn said...

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12:29 PM

 
Blogger Sweatpants Money said...

speaking of, did you guys move into your new digs yet?

2:59 PM

 
Blogger Martha Quinn said...

nope. still waiting for the city to give us their blessing... so who knows.

8:47 PM

 
Blogger Saucy Intruder said...

I want health insurance.

Talk about unreasonable.

2:51 PM

 

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