this just in.

i just checked my voicemail (my phone is almost out of batteries, so i didn't turn it on until just now). kate left me the following message at 9:40 this morning:

"hi, it's me. i'm getting married today at 11 at city hall. hope you can make it."

when i saw her a few weeks ago, she made no indication that her and her boyfriend, with whom she's been living for about a year, had any plans even resembling marriage. i called her, but she didn't pick up, and hasn't called me back yet. i'll keep y'all posted as soon as i find out anything else.

also, amanda was in a gay porno, but i'll let her explain that herself while i go sit in a quiet corner to assume the fetal position and rock gently back and forth.