big, fat apology monkey.

for all of you bitches who forgot that this past sunday was my birthday (i’m not gonna name any names, but you know who you are… tori, dom and amanda.) and wanted to beg my forgiveness, i have a suggestion for what will deaden my rage: buy me the naming rights to this monkey, please. one of my secret dreams in life is to name a new species. seriously. ...and before you ask, yes, i will name it the “urine monkey”.