Worst. Urban Operetta. Ever.

Dear Friends,

Dom and I are thrilled to announce that we have discovered what could just be the most amazing piece of film...art...urban operetta -- call it what you will -- ever to grace this world -- the magnum opus that is R. Kelly's TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET (Chapters 1-5). If you have yet to view all five chapters this epic achievement, click as fast as your little fingers can go over to MTV Overdrive (sorry, PC only) and watch it NOW. YOU CAN NOT AFFORD TO LIVE ANOTHER MOMENT WITHOUT IT.

Consider now, the pure poetry that falls from the sage's lips. From Chapter 1, in which our hero, Sylvester, masterfully portrayed by the auteur himself, finds himself "trapped in the closet" of his paramour's home, while her jealous husband searches the room to find him, shortly after his existence has been revealed by an unexpected cell phone call:

"(He)checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet..."

Go now, and become enlightened. Mr. Kelly puts the R in Art.