my motha

so, as most (or all) of you know, my mutha is crazy. I plan on writing a book about her one day. probably after shes dead so she cant say that the book was the cause of... (fill in the blank).

Sunday I went to lunch with my mom and my aunt selma. my mom claims that she can only wear pointed shoes because her big toe is bigger than all the other ones. she didnt change her statement even after I pointed out that most people are like that, even men.